Spongebob is one of the oldest animated TV shows ever created in the United States. For those who don’t know, SpongeBob was created over 2 decades ago. 

This amazing TV show has won a lot of awards. This includes 4 Emmy awards. Though it was created over 20 years ago, it is still getting a lot of love from new and old viewers. 

Of course, there is a reason why people love SpongeBob. They can relate to the characters in the show. There are a lot of quotes in the series that teach us important life lessons. 

If you haven’t watched or heard about SpongeBob, it’s a show that tells a story of a square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants. He lives under the sea in a pineapple. He has a pet snail named Gary. 

SpongeBob works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. When he’s not working, he’s busy doing funny adventures with his best friend Patrick the Star. 

SpongeBob also has a neighbor named Squidward Tentacles. He is an arrogant octopus. Unfortunately, Squidward doesn’t like SpongeBob due to his childish mentality. 

We might remember the show due to its jokes. However, aside from the fun, there are tons of life lessons that SpongeBob and other characters throw at us. 

Funny SpongeBob Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants is a classic animation for kids. While it’s made for children, a lot of adults still love watching the show. This is particularly true for those who grew up watching it. 

SpongeBob SquarePants has had its fair share of funny moments. That is why it is loved by both adults and children. 

It does not matter how old you are. These funny SpongeBob quotes will put a smile on your face.

We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” – SpongeBob

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob

Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob

See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs

SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they are…” – Patrick Star

My pants are on fire…My underwear is on fire…i’m ON FIRE!” – Mr. Krabs

Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward Tentacles

Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.” – Patrick

Oh Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs’ success. The formula for the Krabby Patty…Ohhh…Then people would line up to eat at MY restaurant! Lord knows I’ve tried. I’ve exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet…from A to Y!” – Plankton

Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star

His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something!” – Plankton

Inspirational SpongeBob Quotes

People who love to watch SpongeBob are usually looking to have some good laughs. Though the show is made to make viewers laugh, there are also several lines in the series that can inspire the lives of the people. 

The hit cartoon series continues to resonate with its viewers not only because of the jokes but also due to the wisdom and life-long lessons that the characters provide, even though some are ridiculous. 

It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs

Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” – SpongeBob

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star

If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” -SpongeBob

Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors. Indoors.” – SpongeBob

You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

SpongeBob Quotes You Can Use in Your Conversation

Without a doubt, the best part about SpongeBob is the iconic lines that they use in the show. Some of these quotes are funny, others are inspirational. However, there are also some lines that you can use in your day-to-day conversation. 

 “I am ugly and I’m proud!” – SpongeBob

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob

SpongeBob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward

You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob

 “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – SpongeBob

A five-letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs

I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob

“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward

Ha, ha! It’s a giraffe!” – Patrick

Patrick, you’ve been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight! What do you call that?” – SpongeBob

I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” – SpongeBob

And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re going to party till we’re purple.” – SpongeBob


As you can see, SpongeBob isn’t just a kid’s show. Even though it is made to make people laugh, there are a couple of lines in the show that can inspire positivity. 


SpongeBob is funny. It’s made for all ages. Hopefully, these quotes have put a smile on your face.


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