Let me take you on a memory trip where we will revisit the funniest and best Vine quotes from the history of the famous Vine app.
Below is the list of vine quotes from funny, iconic, to the best vine quotes there is.
Funny Vine Quotes
Here are some of the funny vine quotes that will lighten up your day.
“Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman. HaaaAHH.” by Unknown*.
“Daddy… Chill.” @Tippy.
“It’s an avocado, thanks! Not a sour lemon my friend.” @JeffSimmons.
“Next Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.” by Unknown*.
“Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me all annoyed!” by Unknown*.
“What the hell is even that?” by @McJuggerNuggets.
“[Blowing candle on a table, cameraman blows it away] ADAM” by Unknown*.
“What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” by @Bruh.
“So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?” by Unknown*.
“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” by Unknown*.
“Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?” by @Weaklingchris.
“Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya chicken strips!” by Unknown*.
“A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.” by Unknown*.
“Go ahead and introduce yourselves. My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-Stop, stop, stop. Where? Hmm? Where’s the B? There’s a bee?” by Unknown*.
“Later, Mom. What’s up? I and my boys are going to see Uncle Cracker… Give me my hat back Jordan.” by Unknown*.
“I will have some cheese nuggets.” by Nathan Enick.
“Chipotle is my life.” by @yungsofi.
“I’m washing myself and my clothes. So that I can save some electricity.” by @Sexylexy.
Most Funny Vine Quotes
These are the most funny vine quotes that you won’t forget.
“I’m not running away from hard work, then get a waffle for me.” by @LeftAtLondon.
“There’s only one race… the human race— What about Nascar?!” by Unknown*.
“Do it for the vine.” by @Dom.
“Well, well, well… look what finally decided to show up… a cowboy baby.” by Unknown*.
“All women…are queens.” by @CamdenPowell.
“I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation chilling in a hot tub twice a year.” by Unknown*.
“Only thing I can say is work ahead uh yeah.” by Unknown*.
“Work, really? Again? Dude that hurt like… Aaaahhh!” by Unknown*.
“Eyebrows on fleek.” by Peaches Monroee.
“Um… If you’re homeless, just buy a house.” by Unknown*.
“I might be crazy but you are stupid and medicine doesn’t fix that…” by Unknown*.
“That horse is beautiful… I wanna be a cowboy.”
“I am too lazy to be lazy…” by Unknown*.
“Oh ya chicken strips!…” by Unknown*.
“I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!” by @Tishcrazy.
“Hah— Not funny! Ha Ha—Not funnnyyy!” by Unknown.
“Oh Hi! I know I am still a piece of garbage… Thanks for checking.” by Bill Wurtz.
“Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0 grams of trans fat and OMG cholesterol!” by Unknown*.
“All I wanna tell you is that… Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.” by Unknown.
“I am 19 and never said I’m weird, I’m just a limited edition.” by Unknown*.
Vine Quotes that are Famous
Here are the famous vine quotes that are filled with lots of laughter. These famous vine quotes will make your day.
“That was legit, I couldn’t have talked more sense!” by Unknown*.
“Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?” by Unknown*.
“It’s Wednesday, my dudes. The weekend is here.” by Unknown*.
“I am shooketh. I like do the shake dance.” by @Csydelko.
“I brought you Frankincense. Thank you. I brought you Myrrh. Thank you. Mur-dur! Huh… Judas… no!” by Unknown*.
“I can’t imagine being Mayo.” by @yungsofi.
“Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…let’s do the country dance.” by Unknown*.
“I never went to oovoo javer, I just went a bit gibber jabber.” by Unknown*.
“It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, water, inside a watermelon.” by Unknown*.
“A potato flew around my room before you came.” by Unknown*.
Vines Quotes that are Iconic
Here are the vine quotes that are Iconic. These vine quotes will make you smile.
“Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?” by Unknown*.
“Adam. Please get a waffle for me.” by Unknown*.
“I wanna be a cowboy baby.” by Unknown*.
“I’m a bad girl, you can’t kill me.” by Unknown*.
“I’m telling you, man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you… OKAY.” by Unknown*.
“Staahp! Or you gonna get in trouble.” by Unknown*.
“What’s better than this? Guys being dudes.” by Unknown*.
“Ha ha ha, I do that.” by Unknown*.
“I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.” by Unknown*.
“Hi, my name is James. I wanna be a cowboy.” by Unknown*.
“You’re not my dad, ugly looking noodlehead.” by Unknown*.
“Jeeeeez.” by Unknown*.
“I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch.” by Unknown*.
“Shut up! Chicken strips!” by Unknown*.
“Come get y’all juice.” by Unknown*.
“Iridocyclitis.” by Unknown*.
“Are you mad, dude?” by Unknown*.
“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” by @MightDuck.
Best Funny Vine Quotes
Here are the best and funny vine quotes. You will enjoy it and it will make you happy.
“That was legitness.” @PaulKim.
“Girl, you’re smarter than I was at 11!” by Unknown*.
“[Running]… Daddy? Do I look like-?” by Unknown*.
“What are those? They look like my shoes drenched in rain!” by Unknown*.
“Your name?” by @OSASCOMEDYSKITZ.
“You know what, I’m about to say it.” by Unknown*.
“What is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What, dude? Step up, Kyle!” by Unknown*.
“Two shots of vodka can be good for your health if you don’t drink it.” by Unknown*.
“I’m just cooking pizza and not baking one.” by Unknown*.
“Are they helie balloons?” by Unknown*.
“I like turtles. They live so long.” by Unknown*.
“I can’t swim!” by Unknown*.
“Hurricane coming? I heard sugarcane coming.” by Unknown*.
“Happy birthday Raven!” by Unknown*.
“Deez nuts, ha got em! I am allergic to them!” by Unknown*.
“Wait a minute, who are you? Are you an alien?” by Unknown*.
“Why are you running, why are you running? I am jogging!” by Unknown*.
“Oh, you mean your knees are aching!” by Unknown*.
“I am gonna get in trouble if I keep talking.” by Unknown*.
“Is this allowed? Is that allowed?!” by Unknown*.
“I have my feet dipped in hot tub five feet, and I am loving it.” by Unknown*.